Sunday, August 27, 2006

Not for Girlie Men

This is a TOP SECRET formula for getting "grease monkey" hands cleaned up, to go out court'in. A first pass with Fast Orange to get the big chunk's off. Then rinse and pour on the Boraxo and scrub like crazy. Rinse and re-Boraxo as required. Then finish off your paws with a good Lava knuckle scrubb'in. Acute conditions may require a knuckle scrub brush. You might be a RED NECK if you have BORAXO in your shower instead of a bar of soap. This is my personal opinion, not a official Speedwagen statement---but I think Boraxo is the "Vice Grip" of hand cleaners. I have even wondered if it might be a good teeth whitener. Warning about GOJO hand cleaner. If you don't rinse good you have a GOJO musk that will cause the lady's to do tribal dancing to get your attention---beware of GOJO, I lost many a good friend to its snare.

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