Your only as good as your tool

Von Chop has allowed the SPEEDWAGEN to publicly display for the first (or maybe second) time, his tool of choice. This is the ancient Bavarian Chop-0- Matic battle axe. Displayed above are the fragments of the SPEEDWAGEN top that were removed with surgical precision by Von Chops legendary swings of the Chop-O-Matic. You can have your own Chop-O-Matic by calling

1-800-Chop-O-Matic, and you too can chop like the Baron.